I once did Beavis and Butt-head impressions to Alan Bennett.

Meme

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Stuart Burns
2. Stuart Ian Burns (there's a subtle difference)
3. Stu

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. springandfall
2. groovejet42
3. feelinglistless

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Bush hair
2. Expressive eyes (apparentlY)
3. Big toe

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON’T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My long nose
2. My slightly deformed little finger
3. Ear wax

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Partially Scottish on my Dad's side
2. Mostly Liverpudlian on my mum's side
3. The way I say Somerset

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Loneliness
2. Listlessness
3. Lovelessness

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Radio 4
2. Wheetabix
3. The Guardian

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING NOW:
1. Sweat-pants
2. T-shirt
3. A look of determination

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Madeleine Peyroux
2. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
3. Miles Davis

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS RIGHT NOW:
1. Maggie Gyllenhaal: 'How Lucky Am I?'
2. Miles Davis: 'So What?'
3. Axelle Red: 'Grootvader Geplant'

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Reliability
2. More thans small talk.
3. To be learning.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:
1. I once did Beavis and Butt-head impressions to Alan Bennett
2. I once accidentally tried to chat up a soap star and didn't realise until weeks later
3. I once lost track of how old I am.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Intelligent.
2. Smiley.
3. Opinionated.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Films
2. Reading
3. Music

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Have a proper holiday.
2. Be able to write more than the few words this meme requires.
3. Know how to cook properly.

THREE CAREERS YOU’RE CONSIDERING/YOU’VE CONSIDERED:
1. Editorial Researcher
2. Film writer
3. Zoologist

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Washington
2. New York
3. Tokyo

THREE NAMES YOU LIKE:
1. Lucinda
2. Helene
3. Miri

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Do something useful
2. Smile more
3. Learn all of the words to REM's 'It's The End of the World as we know it and I Feel Fine'

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I cry at everything
2. I know that all men are bastards. Or most of them.
3. I think that sport gets too much coverage.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I'm forgetful.
2. I don't shave often enough.
3. I don't know what I've lost until it's gone.

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