slower

Sport "Figure skating is like speed-skating, except slower. And with less people. And funny hand movements. And musi... alright, figure skating is nothing like speed-skating, apart from the fact it's on ice. And you can see the outline of quite a lot of people's penises. It is in the form of dance - which makes it easily scoffed at by men who like their sport hard, fast, bloody and with Balls, but it is also extremely difficult, technically. Apparently." -- Anna Pickard tries to deal with the Winter Olympics.